Big Brother...

You were the boy in charge of the army who destroyed Barbie's Dream House.

You were the boy who decided all My Little Ponies would actually look better with no tails.

You were the boy who threw the ball that led to a broken nose.

You were the boy who drew moustaches on Girls World in permament marker.

You were the boy who 'accidently' broke an entire set of Take That tapes.

You were the boy who told the Father Christmas secret...

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You are the man who promised to break the legs of any boy who made your little sister cry.

You are the man who held your little sisters hand when a boy did make her cry.
{we won't dwell on what you did actually do to the boy...}
You are the man who has spent endless hours reasuring your little sister that no, her nose doesn't look like it has ever been broken.
You are the man who doesn't complain too much about your little sisters habit of playing Take That as loud as possible anytime she's driving.
You are the man who knows the secrets that do need keeping...

Happy Birthday Bruv...