Most days...

...I can't resist the call of my kitchen.

Yup, even on my days off work...

...which means I must spend around 400% more time cooking than anyone else in the world.

No wonder I permanently have either 3rd degree burns** or sliced off fingers...

**not actually true.

It turns out that if you cook for a living and burn yourself often enough, you actually develop something akin to rhino hide on your hands which stops you from burning.

There's a little fact they don't teach you in chef school.